February 2012
my wonderful boyfriend sent me beautiful flowers for today :*
I don’t think I’ve ever stayed in A range for so long lol
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I think the reason for correcting another person’s grammar has changed from wanting the sentence to sound logical to adhering a cool and/or funny persona
January 2012
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I don’t see a difference between tumblr and facebook anymore lol
besides the name
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I got so excited when I realized my Iphone 3GS has voice control omg
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for the first time in college I feel like one of the smart students in class
hah
this will be the first Valentines day I will receive something from someone :**
I wanna play my brothers pokemon black so bad omg
I had the best dream this morning and I groaned when I woke up I was so disappointed lol
me when i die
st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
me: excuse me?
st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers
The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card
Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
I want my boyfriend to be my new years kiss awh :(
December 2011
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my brother just picked up one of those small oranges, said it looked like a grenade and threw it at me after removing the “pin”
this final is going to drive me insane
wardom:
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
i may know html
but i can’t rhyme
lol
I make myself laugh so much on facebook
I love how my last classes are tomorrow
quinsee:
WHAT THE UCFKF S GONG ON
omg lmao
atlaswasright:
tacolita:
my ex filipino boyfriend is coming to my concert tomorrow omg
how does one become a former filipino
November 2011
Just gonna stand there and electrocute me, Well...
oh ho ho I see what you did thur
I have two symmetrical red stings on my neck it...
lol