February 2012
my wonderful boyfriend sent me beautiful flowers for today :*
Feb 15th
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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I don’t think I’ve ever stayed in A range for so long lol
Feb 8th
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I think the reason for correcting another person’s grammar has changed from wanting the sentence to sound logical to adhering a cool and/or funny persona
Feb 4th
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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I don’t see a difference between tumblr and facebook anymore lol besides the name
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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I got so excited when I realized my Iphone 3GS has voice control omg 
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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for the first time in college I feel like one of the smart students in class hah
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
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this will be the first Valentines day I will receive something from someone :**
Jan 9th
I wanna play my brothers pokemon black so bad omg
Jan 8th
I had the best dream this morning and I groaned when I woke up I was so disappointed lol
Jan 4th
me when i die
st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
me: excuse me?
st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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6-word short stories
For sale: baby shoes, never worn. -Ernest Hemingway Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time -Alan Moore Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses. -Richard Powers The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly. -Orson Scott Card Longed for him. Got him. Shit. -Margaret Atwood Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth. -Vernor Vinge
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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I want my boyfriend to be my new years kiss awh :(
Jan 1st
December 2011
Dec 26th
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Dec 22nd
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my brother just picked up one of those small oranges, said it looked like a grenade and threw it at me after removing the “pin”
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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this final is going to drive me insane
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
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wardom: roses are #FF0000 violets are #0000FF i may know html but i can’t rhyme lol
Dec 11th
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I make myself laugh so much on facebook 
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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I love how my last classes are tomorrow
Dec 7th
Dec 6th
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WatchWatch
quinsee: WHAT THE UCFKF S GONG ON omg lmao
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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atlaswasright: tacolita: my ex filipino boyfriend is coming to my concert tomorrow omg how does one become a former filipino
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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November 2011
Nov 29th
Just gonna stand there and electrocute me, Well...
oh ho ho I see what you did thur
Nov 29th
I have two symmetrical red stings on my neck it...
lol
Nov 29th